A Demon Explains Why He Is Terrified Of Easter

The angel Fides asks: What could be so bad about Jesus returning from the dead?

The demon Rogatio has an answer: Jesus never rose from the dead. If Jesus ever actually lived, he died, and he stayed dead. On the other hand, the Christians who believe the Bible’s prophesies that Jesus will return and engage in the mass murder of all the non-Christians on Earth, they are real. These Christians are eagerly anticipating the violent return of Jesus and the global religious war their holy book says will come next. That’s what makes Easter so terrifying.