What Was The Beginning Before God?

A demon asks an angel what happened before God

The Christian Bible is the source book for the dominant political ideology in the United States today.

That makes demons the ultimate political dissidents, the perfect voice to ask critical questions of totalitarian power.

The Demonic Bible presents the original text of the Holy Bible, along with an unorthodox commentary consisting of a cartoon demon and angel, having a conversation about the sacred text.

It's a new book about one of the oldest books.

As the demon questions the Bible, he questions the very foundations of right wing American culture.

What you were about to hear is one of the discussions between an angel and a demon from the beginning of the book.

Transcript:

I have a few questions about the opening lines of your Bible.

I am pleased to help you edify your spirit.

What do you want to know?

It says that in the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

How can that be the beginning?

I don't understand your question.
That is the beginning. The Bible says so. It's pretty obvious.

It can't be true. It makes no sense.

It is true. The Bible says it is true. Now, what’s your next question?

Wait a minute. I'm not done with this question. How can God doing something be the beginning? If God created the heavens and earth, then where did God come from?

Come from? What do you mean by that?

You heard me. This first statement in the Bible claims to start at the beginning, but God was already there. So, how did God get there What is God's backstory?

I don't get it. What is a backstory?

A backstory is an explanation of how a character became the way they are. God's backstory would tell us what God was doing before creating the heavens and earth. I want to know this: What happened in God's past that motivated his decision to create the heavens Why that way instead of starting with popsicles and buttercups? How long was God around for before he became a creator? Did he have any hobbies during that time?

I don't know, and I don't think these questions are important. God has made sure that I know everything that is important and I don't know the answers to your questions . Therefore, they must not be important. Why don't you try asking another question? You could ask me whether God is great, for example. I know the answer to that, because that's an important question. The answer is that, yes, God is great.

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If you want to hear more refreshingly honest conversation between this demon and angel, you can listen in to more episodes of this podcast , or you can get yourself a copy of the book, The Demonic Bible, available at demonicible.com.

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